Clueless Joe and the 7 days of haram

Clueless Joe and the 7 days of haram
Day 1 - We know the people behind boko haram - Jonathan
Day 2 - There are some boko haram members in my cabinet - Jonathan
Day 3 - We can't grant amnesty to faceless people we don't know - Jonathan
Day 4 - My govt. has set up amnesty for members of boko haram - Jonathan
Day 5 - My govt. hereby declares a state of emergency in boko haram states- Jonathan
Day 6 - Members of boko haram have signed a cease fire with the FG - Jonathan minister
Day 7 - We never signed any cease fire with FG - boko haram
{NewsRescue- Adapted from a PremiumTimes comment by user, 'yoruba boy'}